Ha, just kidding. THIS is a big fucking tree. Actually, it's the world's tallest tree, the "Giant Tree". I parked the bike and crossed a river over a fallen redwood on my hands and knees. It was worth it. I'd liken the tree to the "last boss" of Fangorn if there ever was one. Check out these stats!
Height: 363 feet
Circumference: 53.2 feet
Average Crown Spread: 62 feet
Hit Points: Uncertain
Magical Immunities: Earth, Water, Wind
Proficiency: Lightbeam, Wood Shield
Notes: Tactical supremacy. Lvl 99+ recommended.